Luke's Diner

I'm Luke, I own the Diner here in Stars Hollow called, well.. Luke's. Please don't come in and take a seat and just.. sit. It grates on my nerves!
lorelaionspeed: dinermanluke: lorelaionspeed: dinermanluke: lorelaionspeed: dinermanluke: lorelaionspeed: dinermanluke: lorelaionspeed: dinermanluke: lorelaionspeed: dinermanluke: lorelaionspeed: dinermanluke: -Rolls my eyes- @LorelaiOnSpeed says she works to hard.. I call it being lazy! @LukeTheDinerMan *chews, up the pastry, talking into the phone* Can you hold on for just a second? *looking back at you* I’ll have you know That I am just becoming accustomed to the way of life I plan to live in the future.   @LorelaiOnSpeed So what, you intend to eat out of my hand for the rest of your life? -Raises a brow, desperate to let out a smile, but holding it back- @LukeTheDinerMan *shrugs, leaning forward to take another bite, talking as I chew* It sweem like a puddy good pwan to me. *gulping down my bite and nodding over at the counter* Coffee?  @LorelaiOnSpeed -Rolls my eyes again, holding the pastry as I move over, grabbing the pot of coffee and tipping it over the cup, trying my best to not spill it- Did your mother never.. -Thinks about that then stops, shaking my head- @LukeTheDinerMan *laughs, once* Oh, believe me my mother ALWAYS, she would have a world class fit if she could see this right now. Why do you think I moved out when I was 16. Hey, you know that coffee isn’t going to lift itself up to my mouth here. @LorelaiOnSpeed -Sighs, lifting the cup carefully to your lips while I watch the phone, wondering if you actually do have someone there or if this is just a rouse to make me annoyed- Well, that does make sense. I supposed I’d hate that too. @LukeTheDinerMan *takes a sip* Ow, hot, hot! Geez, Luke, what are you trying to do to me here. *sighs* Why don’t you add some whipped cream? That should help.  @LorelaiOnSpeed Seriously, are you kidding me? -Narrows my eyes and takes the cup back tot he counter, still holding the pastry as I try to juggle both before giving up and place the cup down before adding a swirl of whipped cream- Chocolate Sprinkles Ma’am? Yes, please. *talking back into the phone* I’ve been holding for 15 minutes….Well you should work on that. Yes, I need to order the pink strappy ones, number 38474. And give me a pair of those in black too. *flipping the page in the magazine* And give me a 38294 as well. Thank you. *closing the phone* Now, where were we?  @LorelaiOnSpeed Shoes?! all this for Shoes? -tuts, sprinkling some chocolate over the whipped cream and passing it towards you, along with the pastry- You, are crazy. Have I ever told you that? Seriously crazy! -Shakes my head again- @LukeTheDinerMan *hoping down of the stool, wrapping my pastry in a napkin and grabbing the cup of coffee* It has been mentioned before. But my mom had me tested when I was twelve, and besides my strange fascination with toothpaste, the guy said I was completely sane. *grins*  @LorelaiOnSpeed -Leans in slightly, trying to peer at your teeth as my eyes narrow, wondering if you should be tested again- Fascination with toothpaste? Because that is normal, so very normal. Is the coffee alright for you? @LukeTheDinerMan *takes a sip of the coffee* Mmmm, perfect. And I was trying to make the guy think I was crazy, I was hoping to get out of debutant lessons. So I spent the whole session discussing the benefits of Crest over Colgate. It was quite an extensive list. *taking a bite out of the pastry*  @LorelaiOnSpeed -nods, wiping the counter- Sure, that what you’d want us to think now. Now that we question you again! Mmhm, -Laughs-

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-Rolls my eyes- @LorelaiOnSpeed says she works to hard.. I call it being lazy!

@LukeTheDinerMan *chews, up the pastry, talking into the phone* Can you hold on for just a second? *looking back at you* I’ll have you know That I am just becoming accustomed to the way of life I plan to live in the future.

  @LorelaiOnSpeed So what, you intend to eat out of my hand for the rest of your life? -Raises a brow, desperate to let out a smile, but holding it back-

@LukeTheDinerMan *shrugs, leaning forward to take another bite, talking as I chew* It sweem like a puddy good pwan to me. *gulping down my bite and nodding over at the counter* Coffee?

 @LorelaiOnSpeed -Rolls my eyes again, holding the pastry as I move over, grabbing the pot of coffee and tipping it over the cup, trying my best to not spill it- Did your mother never.. -Thinks about that then stops, shaking my head-

@LukeTheDinerMan *laughs, once* Oh, believe me my mother ALWAYS, she would have a world class fit if she could see this right now. Why do you think I moved out when I was 16. Hey, you know that coffee isn’t going to lift itself up to my mouth here.

@LorelaiOnSpeed -Sighs, lifting the cup carefully to your lips while I watch the phone, wondering if you actually do have someone there or if this is just a rouse to make me annoyed- Well, that does make sense. I supposed I’d hate that too.

@LukeTheDinerMan *takes a sip* Ow, hot, hot! Geez, Luke, what are you trying to do to me here. *sighs* Why don’t you add some whipped cream? That should help.

 @LorelaiOnSpeed Seriously, are you kidding me? -Narrows my eyes and takes the cup back tot he counter, still holding the pastry as I try to juggle both before giving up and place the cup down before adding a swirl of whipped cream- Chocolate Sprinkles Ma’am?

Yes, please. *talking back into the phone* I’ve been holding for 15 minutes….Well you should work on that. Yes, I need to order the pink strappy ones, number 38474. And give me a pair of those in black too. *flipping the page in the magazine* And give me a 38294 as well. Thank you. *closing the phone* Now, where were we?

 @LorelaiOnSpeed Shoes?! all this for Shoes? -tuts, sprinkling some chocolate over the whipped cream and passing it towards you, along with the pastry- You, are crazy. Have I ever told you that? Seriously crazy! -Shakes my head again-

@LukeTheDinerMan *hoping down of the stool, wrapping my pastry in a napkin and grabbing the cup of coffee* It has been mentioned before. But my mom had me tested when I was twelve, and besides my strange fascination with toothpaste, the guy said I was completely sane. *grins*

 @LorelaiOnSpeed -Leans in slightly, trying to peer at your teeth as my eyes narrow, wondering if you should be tested again- Fascination with toothpaste? Because that is normal, so very normal. Is the coffee alright for you?

@LukeTheDinerMan *takes a sip of the coffee* Mmmm, perfect. And I was trying to make the guy think I was crazy, I was hoping to get out of debutant lessons. So I spent the whole session discussing the benefits of Crest over Colgate. It was quite an extensive list. *taking a bite out of the pastry*

 @LorelaiOnSpeed -nods, wiping the counter- Sure, that what you’d want us to think now. Now that we question you again! Mmhm, -Laughs-

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